Yurei's Workshop of Horrors

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June 2013

Jun 20, 2013442,729 notes
Ripper's Blog: OMG)) → shadowsgivenflesh.tumblr.com

yaminochi:

Hey guys…I have been busy, I have no internet, my dog got sick…a lot of OOC shit happened, I had to attend some boring lectures at school to get my site secured next semester… Its been a heavy week and I gave not been around much…did anything very big happened? can anyone make me…

OMG really? Gosh Then I should start @.@ and hurry up to get back on track TwT))

Jun 19, 20132 notes
OMG))

Hey guys…I have been busy, I have no internet, my dog got sick…a lot of OOC shit happened, I had to attend some boring lectures at school to get my site secured next semester… Its been a heavy week and I gave not been around much…did anything very big happened? can anyone make me a little sumary of what I need to know? I tries scrolling back but…i dont think I will ever finish…@.@)))

Jun 19, 20132 notes
Jun 16, 20131,773 notes
Ox's Blog: Going on patrol with Dad! → chernobyl-chic.tumblr.com

thereisafireinsidemysoul:

chernobyl-chic:

Omgomgomg! as far back as I can remember I’ve been pestering my Father to let me come on night time patrol with him and he finally said yes! He thinks seeing him at work will be a good bonding experience for us! ahh! I’m so excited I can hardly…

Have fun Ox! n.n And please take care!

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sil-e-coyote:

yaminochi:

sil-e-coyote:

well today has been

yeahh

You ok?

yeah im cool just had an interesting day week actually..nothing really bad, nothing really good just… weird..well kinda.. idk 

I hope your weekend is better then

Jun 13, 20137 notes
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Ahgg

IF i ever get perfect my NecroCon outfits I shall post them…I fear it will never come to be XD

Jun 12, 20131 note

sil-e-coyote:

well today has been

yeahh

You ok?

Jun 12, 20137 notes
Anyone have a spare set of C-A-M ghost girl arms/hands?

littlepinkprince:

onceuponacheesecake:

For an OC of mine I need them for her doll (I have the legs already from a friend’s generous donation)

I’m kind of broke so I can’t really afford buying them, BUT I have tons of various CAM parts myself so if there are any particular arms/hands you need yourself let me know and perhaps I hav ea spare set that we can trade.

Send me a note if you have a pair and wanna discuss trading possibility. Thank you!

((*reblogs here as well just in case*))

Jun 12, 20137 notes
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Jun 12, 2013131,093 notes
Finally back))

glow-stixie:

yaminochi:

glow-stixie:

yaminochi:

They cut my internet! I am finally back online TwT))


OMG i never imagined waiting for acceptance letter would make me so nervous!…I need to know…soon!

Relax a bit. It’ll come to you soon. 

What if it doesn´t???

Then Panic(not supposed to say that)   

Call them relentlessly asking for it?

You are right! I need to enjoy the summer! Yes! I´ll be calm…an cool

Jun 11, 20137 notes
Finally back))

glow-stixie:

yaminochi:

They cut my internet! I am finally back online TwT))


OMG i never imagined waiting for acceptance letter would make me so nervous!…I need to know…soon!

Relax a bit. It’ll come to you soon. 

What if it doesn´t???

Jun 11, 20137 notes
Finally back))

They cut my internet! I am finally back online TwT))


OMG i never imagined waiting for acceptance letter would make me so nervous!…I need to know…soon!

Jun 11, 20137 notes
#so yeah i decided to graduate yu
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runningaheadoflight:

Great, people are stupid fucks and now there is a smoldering melting whole in my wall. I now have a new window, yay…. 

That sounds hard are you ok?

Jun 6, 20134 notes
Stanford's Blog: sweet-little-slitmouth: hiroshima-hipster: chernobyl-chic:... → hiroshima-hipster.tumblr.com

sweet-little-slitmouth:

hiroshima-hipster:

chernobyl-chic:

hiroshima-hipster:

sweet-little-slitmouth:

Plus you really shouldn’t be talking because you act and look like a GIRL!

You didn’t think I looked or sounded like a girl when you were moaning my name so loud…

Was that really necessary?? Chou stop it already!

Jun 6, 201328 notes

hiroshima-hipster:

chernobyl-chic:

hiroshima-hipster:

sweet-little-slitmouth:

Plus you really shouldn’t be talking because you act and look like a GIRL!

You didn’t think I looked or sounded like a girl when you were moaning my name so loud your neighbors thought I was killing you.

STANFORD! shut the fuck up!

Oooh I’m so sorry! did I hit a nerve?

Would you stop this? This is not the time to brig this out… Reallu…

Jun 6, 201328 notes
I don't know what happened

I am mad at Chou for causing this an i hope Ox is not mad other than that this provoke nothing on me .-. I’ll take a two hour bubble bath

Jun 6, 2013
Yurei's Workshop of Horrors: sweet-little-slitmouth: Lolololol Nora you are such a dumbass. It’s... → yaminochi.tumblr.com

sweet-little-slitmouth:

yaminochi:

sweet-little-slitmouth:

Lolololol Nora you are such a dumbass. It’s not gossip if everybody knows how much I wanted to bang Yurei
It’s not my fault she is just so dang adorable.
I’m just laughing my ass off right now. MY RIBS! -falls off chair-

This is no laughter matter cho! I told you…

I’m laughing because she thinks this will be big news… But then I slowly go into the slow change of realization of ” oh shit, I fucked up now…”
Wait!!! If this was taken a long time ago… THEN WHO THE FUCK GAVE IT TO HER!?!?

I don’t give a shit Chou! What I give a shit about is you not stoping until this got out! Now all this misunderstanding are out for everyone to assume that we are lovers or something!

Jun 6, 20137 notes

hiroshima-hipster:

therealgossipghoul:

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lmao toxie must be terrible in bed if his ex and gf get together and bang each other!

I always had a feeling that Ox couldn’t please his woman and that was why she came to me.

Now I have proof!

Wtf? This was.. A long one ago if it was yesterday’s picture it would prove anything… You should leave it alone… We can always reblog your blog job pic I guess

Jun 6, 201328 notes

sweet-little-slitmouth:

Lolololol Nora you are such a dumbass. It’s not gossip if everybody knows how much I wanted to bang Yurei
It’s not my fault she is just so dang adorable.
I’m just laughing my ass off right now. MY RIBS! -falls off chair-

This is no laughter matter cho! I told you to stop it and now we have this! This was a long time ago and it wasn’t supposed to get out!

Damn it I am mad but at you! And this was before you got back with Ox and we where drunk… Tht was all why couldn’t it stay that way!?

Jun 6, 20137 notes
.:+:.Perky Petals.:+:.: chernobyl-chic: perkypetals said: .:+:. Hey man, your ex just said... → perkypetals.tumblr.com

perkypetals:

yaminochi:

perkypetals:

chernobyl-chic:

perkypetals said: .:+:. Hey man, your ex just said that it’s ‘unfortunate’ that I’m not going to kill myself! What kind of a whacko were you DATING!?.:+:.

she didn’t mean it.

I hope.

.:+:. She’s lucky that I’m not suicidal or used to…

So…yeah just want to say I am sorry and I didn´t mean to offend since I acted out of being upset…So yeah…forgive me for being an ass and…all of that

.:+:. Haha, wow  don’t worry I’m not offended!
Stunned maybe! Confused, yeah! You’re just really lucky you chose me to berate instead of some one suffering from some kinda mind disorder or something! I mean, dang, I’m glad to take the onslaught instead of some one that coulda gotten seriously hurt!
It’s totally fine and whatever, like, I’m over it 10 minutes ago!.:+:.

I seem to get lucky when I do stupid things…Anyway thank you for getting over it…I hope we can start over …yeah..

Jun 6, 20135 notes
.:+:.Perky Petals.:+:.: chernobyl-chic: perkypetals said: .:+:. Hey man, your ex just said... → perkypetals.tumblr.com

perkypetals:

chernobyl-chic:

perkypetals said: .:+:. Hey man, your ex just said that it’s ‘unfortunate’ that I’m not going to kill myself! What kind of a whacko were you DATING!?.:+:.

she didn’t mean it.

I hope.

.:+:. She’s lucky that I’m not suicidal or used to…

So…yeah just want to say I am sorry and I didn´t mean to offend since I acted out of being upset…So yeah…forgive me for being an ass and…all of that

Jun 6, 20135 notes

chernobyl-chic:

perkypetals said: .:+:. Hey man, your ex just said that it’s ‘unfortunate’ that I’m not going to kill myself! What kind of a whacko were you DATING!?.:+:.

 

she didn’t mean it.

I hope.

I didn´t…I was upset and I am sorry…Sorry I say it and sorry I still get carried away… So..yeah I am sorry…

Jun 6, 20135 notes
Silly me

Why am I so easy to bother? I need to work on that…it would be lot easier if Chou would stop calling me…I don´t want to her nothing more about how to stop Nora…

I need to remember not to get mad online since i do stupid stuff and I don´t think when messing with hard people…

Ok, I am working on this! I won´t reblog nothing that makes me mad…I am going to make sure this time I keep this promise for I am making it to myself…ok…ok!

Jun 6, 2013
#I need to be a better me #remember that Yurei #Be a better you #calmer and nicer like you always have been
Archer in the Sky: yaminochi: mistandscales: yaminochi said: Good Man A learned me lesson... → mistandscales.tumblr.com

yaminochi:

mistandscales:

yaminochi said: Good Man

A learned me lesson abou jumpin’ tae conclusions with thet photo debacle, din plan on doin’ thet again. If’n A happen tae catch them doin’ somethin’ bad then A’ll bleieve what A see, but A shalle nae believe the words of…

Of course not! He is a nice guy and he is totally into you! To trust him is the best you can do for both of you n.n its good for the mental health too.

Jun 6, 20137 notes

mistandscales:

yaminochi said: Good Man

A learned me lesson abou jumpin’ tae conclusions with thet photo debacle, din plan on doin’ thet again. If’n A happen tae catch them doin’ somethin’ bad then A’ll bleieve what A see, but A shalle nae believe the words of an anon or someone who obviously enjoys tae make rumors about people.

Anons live to make others miserable so…yeah its healthier to have a relationship built in trust n.n

Jun 6, 20137 notes
Ox's Blog: sweet-little-slitmouth: Ox’s Blog: sweet-little-slitmouth: As much as... → chernobyl-chic.tumblr.com

sweet-little-slitmouth:

Ox’s Blog: sweet-little-slitmouth: As much as you’re right. And believe me ox you…

sweet-little-slitmouth:

As much as you’re right. And believe me ox you are. But I can’t stand by and watch people being subjected to her insanity and thinks this is…

Calm down Oxie…remember you need to take care of your levels, love… I am sure Chou already got that she needs to LEAVE this alone…

Jun 5, 201328 notes
Ox's Blog: sweet-little-slitmouth:As much as you’re right. And believe me ox you... → chernobyl-chic.tumblr.com

sweet-little-slitmouth:

sweet-little-slitmouth:

As much as you’re right. And believe me ox you are. But I can’t stand by and watch people being subjected to her insanity and thinks this is entertainment. That people WANT THIS! She needs to know that what shes doing is ILLEGAL…. Look.. I think I might just take a…

Are you kidding me ox? Please tell me you’re joking.

Seriously ox, what can she do to me that hasn’t been done to me. I’ve been left for dead and mutilated, what can she do that can top that?

Oh Chou please just leave it alone! Do you really need another breakdown from getting horrible Anons or getting Ox any more of them…As your friend I beg you to stop before she gets something you didn´t want people to see…

Jun 5, 201328 notes
REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR INBOX NOW

marshallleethecutevampireking:

idontsharemyserkets:

newgenerationart:

Bonus points if they are from fictional characters.

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yep

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Jun 5, 201319,614 notes
Baretta The GazettE

rinzlette:

The GazettE-Baretta

「雨に濡れている向日葵達は二人の次を願って
見守るように…穏やかな顔で優しく咲いて 来る日を待つ」

“ame ni nureteiru himawaritachi wa futari no tsugi wo negatte
mimamoru you ni … odayaka na kao de yasashiku saite kuru hi wo matsu”

水溜りを覗き君を浮かべ 今も傍に感じているよ

mizutamari wo nozoki kimi wo ukabe ima mo soba ni kanjiteiru yo

すれ違う中で君を叱った手が今でも痛い

surechigau naka de kimi wo shikatta te ga ima demo itai

君を連れて行く静けさが見せた

kimi wo tsurete iku shizukesa ga miseta

幸福とは呼べない走馬灯はきっと静止のあの日を忘れさせないため

koufuku to wa yobenai soumatou wa kitto seishi no ano hi wo wasuresasenai tame

聞こえるその声に寄り添えば ただ懐かしさに戸惑ってしまう

kikoeru sono koe ni yorisoebatada natsukashisa ni tomadotte shimau

少しずつ溶け込んで思い出しあの日をまた映して欲しいと

sukoshizutsu tokekonde omoidashi ano hi wo mata utsushite hoshii to

「いかないで」と願った

“ikanaide” to negatta

あの日と同じ五月終わりの雨とさよならは

ano hi to onaji gogatsu owari no ame to sayonara wa

二度目の再会を濡らし揺らすの

nidome no saikai wo nurashi yurasu no

そして全てが夢だと僕を笑うだろう

soshite subete ga yume da to boku wo warau darou

触れ合う指先で感じ合う 明日への不安は言葉にならない

fureau yubisaki de kanjiau asu e no fuan wa kotoba ni naranai

ただ 抱き合うことよりも心にある二人の事実が消えぬ事を

tada dakiau koto yori mo kokoro ni aru futari no jijitsu ga kienu koto wo

ほんの少し だった夢のような日々 穏やか過ぎた最期の言葉に

honno sukoshi datta yume no you na hibiodayaka sugita saigo no kotoba ni

「わすれないで」と願った

“wasurenaide” to negatta

あの日と同じ6月初めの雨上がりの空

ano hi to onaji rokugatsu hajime no ame agari no sora

二度目の別れを告げた太陽

nidome no wakare wo tsugeta taiyou

そして全てが夢だと僕を笑った 果敢ない夢だと

soshite subete ga yume da to boku wo waratta hakanai yume da to

君が残した「バレッタ」を見つめて 今日を生きる

kimi ga nokoshita “BARETTA” wo mitsumete kyou wo ikiru

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therealgossipghoul:

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Ooooo what do we have here? it seems monster highs newest lover boy has been givin out 2 much love! ive heard some say hes irrisistable but i had no idea he atracted teachers 2! way 2 get some nigel and by get some i mean court hearings.

Oh…this is getting to interesting…WTF? Nora, let people alone!

Jun 4, 201338 notes
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Fan Freak: You're Not Cute. Have More Orgasms. "The 10 Things Women Need to Realize In 2013." (Written by a Man.) → lollonz.tumblr.com

lollonz:

23devil:

uncannibal:

publicshaming:

So I recently came across this website, Elite Daily. It calls itself “The Voice of Generation-Y.”

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The link I stumbled on was to an article titled “The 10 Things Women Need to Realize in 2013.” OK. Let’s check this out…

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OH, BOY. What the fuck is this? The first photo attached to the article should have tipped me off, but I was too focused on the name of the author…

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That’s right. EDDIE CUFFIN. A dude is about to lecture women on what they should “realize” in 2013. But, not just any dude. It’s says right there in his bio: “THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE OFFICE.”

Let’s take a look at a few of these “things”…

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“Ladies, realize that in 2013, you are not cute.” 

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“Back to to the kitchen women and make me a sandwich.”

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Well, shit. Thank you GUY for explaining this stuff to women! I mean, one of the points in this article was about getting men to “eat out your ‘box.’”  And all that along with the objectifying pics? What would a girl living in the 1950s…err…2013 do without this article?!

But, don’t worry! Eddie Cuffin has got more for all of you seeking his advice. Gems such as…

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“The 21 Signs She’s Expired.”

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That’s right, girls. If you are over the age of 19 and 1/2, hang up the boots and please deposit yourself in the closest trash bin. 

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Misogynistic, transphobic AND he hates Mila Kunis! Eddie Cuffin is a catch!

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What a gentleman.

But, don’t worry! Eddie Cuffin won’t leave you hanging now that you know your girlfriend is “expired” like the cold cuts sitting in the back of your fridge…

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Eddie Cuffin’s gonna let you know how to cheat on her with “15 Steps to Successfully Cheat on Your Girlfriend!” Eddie says women are like chicken (expired chicken?) and stale bread!  The man who wants to empower women in 2013 with cooking lessons and orgasms would also like them to know that their value depreciates over time (because women are nothing but a commodity, duh!). GIRLS, “you’re getting older and not getting any tighter” and by not stopping time you “compel” men to cheat! IT’S YOUR FAULT, LADIES…

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“15 Easy Steps to Managing Your Mistress.” Fellas! Your pal Eddie’s got you covered here too! Because it’s 2013 (Eddie’s got a real infatuation for 2013) and as it says right there above…It’s that time in your life, and not just yours, everyman’s life where he ”GROW A SACK AND GET A MISTRESS.”

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“Women lie a lot.” You hear that men? Women are EVIL LIARS. Why can’t they just be truthful while you lie and cheat on them?! GIRLS ARE THE WORST.

But, what if  you fell for the evil voodoo women and she went ahead on her very own and decided to get pregnant (THE NERVE)? Don’t worry, Eddie Cuffin’s got you covered here too!

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“Many poor men.” If only they had Eddie Cuffin’s brilliant mind and knew the “20 East Steps to Raising a Whore” so they could do the exact opposite!

Steps like…

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Letting her get involved in fun activities like cheerleading and gymnastics! Only WHORES play sports!

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Telling her she can’t date a black man! Because we all know women will go out and do the exact opposite! AND ONLY WHORES DATE BLACK MEN. (Eddie Cuffin: misogynistic, transphobic, and now racist too!)

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Put her on birth control at 13! Because we all know girls don’t have sex UNLESS they are on birth control. No birth control, no sex, and there’s like no teen moms in 2013…the Voice of Generation-Y, people!

In case these listicles full of amazing advice weren’t enough for ya, Eddie’s got a Twitter account too! 140 characters of pure wisdom!

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Eddie Cuffin of Elite Daily, folks! The Voice of Generation Y (Don’t Girls Like Me, I Am So Alone).

TH IS  GU Y„,.. , …………..

I will find this man, I will chop his balls off and gag him with them. So no one hears him scream as i slowly stab him to death.

Sick to my stomach.

Is this shit for real? I want to stick this bullshit up his ass)))

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